I love to laugh. Any time I need to change my attitude, I like to look at quotes. Don't need an attitude adjustment tonight but maybe earlier I did. See more at: http://hubpages.com/hub/100-Funny-Sayings-Quotes-and-Phrases
"If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends and boyfriends?"
"Those who throw dirt only lose ground."
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"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show those who have the most live the longest."
"1492 Native Americans find Columbus lost at sea."
"When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic."
"There's no 'I' in Team, but there is in Win."
"How do you know you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and then you realize it's you air freshener."
Photo from: http://blogs.cars.com/kickingtires/2012/08/air-supply-putting-todays-fresheners-to-the-test.html